Archive for October, 2008
Absurd
Friday, October 31st, 2008
 
It’s funny. Around this time of year people talk about Halloween. Then people want to sound like they know what Halloween is about so they say ‘You know it used to be called All Hallows Eve’. As though saying that explains everything.
The only stuff I know is:
The witches on broomsticks come from farmers going out into their yards with their brooms between thier legs, then they would jump as high as they could, and the higher they jumped, the better the next harvest was supposed to be.
The bobbing for apples has more to do with going down on a person than any ritual involving drowning a witch.
And slimer was a good ghost. He got a bad rep in Ghost busters one, but really he was like a radioactive Casper. Fun loving and shennanigry were all he knew. And isn’t that the true meaning of Halloween.
I ask that you slime those close to you tonight.
I live alone, so I’ll be sliming myself. And then I’ll put on some hot manga and maybe slime some more.