Archive for February, 2008
Staring Contest
Friday, February 29th, 2008
It was recently commented about myself and Ian that we rarely look people in the eyes when we’re talking with them, and we NEVER have staring contests… anymore. Why do we do this? I can’t say, maybe Ian has an evil eye or something, but as for myself I sometimes don’t know what to say and take visual cues from my surrounding as to where to go next in my incoherent ramblings. Or maybe I’m too busy paying attention to your body language, yes YOURS, I can see you, through this kaleidoscopic thing that is the interweb. Whatever is the truth is in the matter I assure you that I’ll have a different answer each and every time you ask me.
Moving on to other matters, The Dan and Steve Show is currently looking for donations to continue our great work here. I can speak for the entire cast and crew, but my personal needs list is as follows: (in CSS where available)
Happy Birthday to my father who has encouraged me in this ridiculous endeavor and who turns 16 today. Dad, I love you and if you die before I can take you out for a beer on your 21st, I want the guillotine.
I may be across the world, but my talents can in fact detect your slacking from anywhere on the planet. I swear that if you actually hire that no talent hack as a replacement Kazakh manager I will be forced to use you instead of the dead goat for the next Kokpar game.